My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
50% drunk capacity currently
I AM VODKA MAN
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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