The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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