oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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