PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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