So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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