So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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