I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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