Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
