sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
