Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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