I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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