i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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