Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
