I must be too annoying 4 u.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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