i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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