i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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