Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
