We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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