there was a trapeze. enough said
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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