IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
