The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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