no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
ttyl tear gas
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
