Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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