if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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