he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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