Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The beer is more important than you right now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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