He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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