So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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