What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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