Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We were destined to go to rehab together
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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