man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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