is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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