you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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