Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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