Where did you get a picture of my penis
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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