Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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