at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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