I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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