im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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