I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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