no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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