i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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