You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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