i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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