Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
should my penis look like a turkey
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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