We won't sleep together?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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