i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
