Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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