forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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