Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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