Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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