she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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